

Black Metal Tee is back !
PREORDER INFO - preorder 1/14-1/21
PRINTING- Please allow 2 weeks AFTER preorder closes for printing
SHIPPING- Items should be expected to ship between the first and second week of Feb. I will Try to get them out asap once printed depending on what was ordered from release.
HOW TO SPEND TIME WAITING - give a friend a hug a day, eat some pizza or bagels , if you do not live in the nj/ny area you can google great images.... blast some metal. headbang and build those neck muscles. you can drink some milk tea too, and for those who dont like boba remember you can throw them at your friends ! watch the original beserk anime, if you have .. rewatch ! LOVE YALL THANK YOU AGAIN!
STICKER PACK - Spooky
Spooky halloween stickers because spooky season is all year long !
SQUAT SHORTS - reaper (preorder)
RESTOCK IS BUNDLED WITH PREORDER ! 1/20 -1/29
Please allow 30-40 days AFTER the preorder has closed, for shorts to ship.
Orders containing the squat short preorders will be shipped as a whole once the shorts arrive, If you want other items like shirts, hoodies, etc to be shipped earlier please make 2 seperate orders.
2.5 UPDATE !
2.1 UPDATES !
2.0
HOW TO SIZE..
If you think you are inbetween sizes, I recommend sizing up. Also if you are in possession of the mighty thickness or blessed by the quad gods for your epic legday gains, Also recommend sizing up for the extra booty and quad space.
Waist measurement is whole waist in inches.
SIZE | WAIST | LENGTH |
XSMALL | 28-32 | 15.5 |
SMALL | 30-34 | 16 |
MEDIUM | 32-36 | 16.5 |
LARGE | 34-38 | 17 |
XL | 36-40 | 17.5 |
2XL | 38-42 | 18 |
3XL | 40-44 | 18.5 |
4XL | 42-46 | 19 |
5xl | 44-48 | 19.5 |
SQUAT SHORTS - War party (preorder)
RESTOCK IS BUNDLED WITH PREORDER ! 1/20 -1/29
Please allow 30-40 days AFTER the preorder has closed, for shorts to ship.
Orders containing the squat short preorders will be shipped as a whole once the shorts arrive, If you want other items like shirts, hoodies, etc to be shipped earlier please make 2 seperate orders.
Our new and improved version 2.5 squat shorts are finally FINALLY here !
2.5 UPDATE !
2.1 UPDATES !
2.0
HOW TO SIZE..
If you think you are inbetween sizes, I recommend sizing up. Also if you are in possession of the mighty thickness or blessed by the quad gods for your epic legday gains, Also recommend sizing up for the extra booty and quad space.
Waist measurement is whole waist in inches.
SIZE | WAIST | LENGTH |
XSMALL | 28-32 | 15.5 |
SMALL | 30-34 | 16 |
MEDIUM | 32-36 | 16.5 |
LARGE | 34-38 | 17 |
XL | 36-40 | 17.5 |
2XL | 38-42 | 18 |
3XL | 40-44 | 18.5 |
4XL | 42-46 | 19 |
5xl | 44-48 | 19.5 |
SQUAT SHORTS - Troll Daddy skullcamo (preorder)
RESTOCK IS BUNDLED WITH PREORDER ! 1/20 -1/29
Please allow 30-40 days AFTER the preorder has closed, for shorts to ship.
Orders containing the squat short preorders will be shipped as a whole once the shorts arrive, If you want other items like shirts, hoodies, etc to be shipped earlier please make 2 seperate orders.
Our new and improved version 2.5 squat shorts are finally FINALLY here !
2.5 UPDATE (TROLL DADDY)!
2.1 UPDATES !
2.0
HOW TO SIZE..
If you think you are inbetween sizes, I recommend sizing up. Also if you are in possession of the mighty thickness or blessed by the quad gods for your epic legday gains, Also recommend sizing up for the extra booty and quad space.
Waist measurement is whole waist in inches.
SIZE | WAIST | LENGTH |
XSMALL | 28-32 | 12.5 |
SMALL | 30-34 | 13 |
MEDIUM | 32-36 | 13.5 |
LARGE | 34-38 | 14 |
XL | 36-40 | 14.5 |
2XL | 38-42 | 15 |
3XL | 40-44 | 15.5 |
4XL | 42-46 | 16 |
5xl | 44-48 | 16.5 |
SQUAT SHORTS - Troll Daddy Black Metal (preorder)
RESTOCK IS BUNDLED WITH PREORDER ! 1/20 -1/29
Please allow 30-40 days AFTER the preorder has closed, for shorts to ship.
Orders containing the squat short preorders will be shipped as a whole once the shorts arrive, If you want other items like shirts, hoodies, etc to be shipped earlier please make 2 seperate orders.
Our new and improved version 2.5 squat shorts are finally FINALLY here !
2.5 UPDATE (TROLL DADDY)!
2.1 UPDATES !
2.0
HOW TO SIZE..
If you think you are inbetween sizes, I recommend sizing up. Also if you are in possession of the mighty thickness or blessed by the quad gods for your epic legday gains, Also recommend sizing up for the extra booty and quad space.
Waist measurement is whole waist in inches.
SIZE | WAIST | LENGTH |
XSMALL | 28-32 | 12.5 |
SMALL | 30-34 | 13 |
MEDIUM | 32-36 | 13.5 |
LARGE | 34-38 | 14 |
XL | 36-40 | 14.5 |
2XL | 38-42 | 15 |
3XL | 40-44 | 15.5 |
4XL | 42-46 | 16 |
5xl | 44-48 | 16.5 |
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