In the rare occasion of making the monthly minis in big batches there will sometimes be a few left over from the previous month!  This is your only chance to grab the few that are left! 

(This is not a subscription for the previous minis, it is whatever is left! )

Since I decided to bring back 3D printed trolls to the DoomVault there has been a ton of interest from you guys want the troll mini statue but not have to subscribe to the whole box, so I decided to make a separate subscription for the minis! 

These will be printed and hand painted in batches at the end of every month and sent out once the monthly DoomVaults are done!  The statues are a mystery but trust me they are gonna be badass and full of nolift vibes! 

All subscriptions can be canceled/paused at any time with no issues!!!

Monthly Mystery Mini Statue

• Custom printed packaging box 
• 1 Mystery Mini statue (similar size to a table top mini ) 
• Mini will be hand painted 
• Will be same mini as the monthly DoomVault
  
• No Minis will be reprinted! 
  

Huh huh huhuh huhuh - uhhhh - Cancel Natty Culture .... Dumbass

BLACK FRIDAY PREORDER WILL RUN FROM 11/24 - 11/30 DO NOT MISS OUT ! 

New LiftEvil 4" "Troll Panty" Shorts . Yes we finally have a "Silkies" like shorts! 

New Panty shorts will have Light weight engraved leather patches on each side as well as a small smdfdb on back side lower leg seam.

Similar to "ranger Panties" Except in a 4" inseam! If you ever needed a short that you wanted to feel completely nakie in but not have anyone see your weeeeinnnneerr , then these are it! No snagging, insanely light, breathable ("yes these are seethrough") but thats why there is an inner lining and most importantly just damn sexy. 

• 3.5 oz poly Fabric 
• 1" covered elastic waistband with drawcord
• Inner brief with elastic leg openings
  

 PREORDER WILL RUN FROM 12/21 - 12/27 DO NOT MISS OUT ! 

Launching our new line of work tees ! These types of tees have been requested for god knows how long so we are finally delivering. A slick , Evil, and badass button Tee for the workspace! 

The right pocket patch will have an option for CUSTOM ENGRAVED NAME! No extra charge ! While the customization is open, we have the right to deny any insanely offensive names, keep it fun, keep it metal, but dont be a dick!  Enter name in the custom name tab!

Full Button down work tees! We decided to go with Red Kap tee's as the base which is a solid American brand of shirts, reliable and incredible quality! 

• 4.25 oz./yd², 65/35 polyester/cotton TouchTex™ poplin
• Soil-release and wickable finish
• Two button-through pockets
• Left pocket has a pencil stall

All shirts will have a lightweight leather engraved patches over both pockets, as well as sleeve and a small smbfdb  hidden on the lower seam of shirt! 

*the name TrollDaddy is not available - it is reserved for the one and only (me) haha **

 PREORDER WILL RUN FROM 12/21 - 12/27 DO NOT MISS OUT ! 

Launching our new line of work tees ! These types of tees have been requested for god knows how long so we are finally delivering. A slick , Evil, and badass simple Tee for the workspace! 

Heavy Classic Tee - Our classic fit nextlevel tee but heavier weight shirt with Lightweight leather engraved patches on left chest, sleeve and hidden smdfdb on back lower seam! 

Pocketed Tee - Our classic fit nextlevel cotton tee with a Left Pocket with Lightweight leather engraved patches on left chest, sleeve and hidden smdfdb on back lower seam! 

Oversized Tee -Our newer Shaka Oversized cotton tees with Lightweight leather engraved patches on left chest, sleeve and hidden smdfdb on back lower seam! 

 PREORDER WILL RUN FROM 12/21 - 12/27 DO NOT MISS OUT ! 

Lift Evil turns 10 on 12/26/25, so what better way to celebrate with 10 years of designs than to turn the Doom Vault into a monthly subscription of a mystery throwback designs with some extra goodies! 

The Doom Vault will only be open for the first 2 weeks of every month to allow new subscribers to jump on the current months release! Once subscribed obviously you will be set for future boxes until you choose to cancel, no need to purchase every month on site. 

No themed box will be reprinted or restocked, once that month is over its gone! 

There will be options for monthly and  always all subscriptions can be canceled/paused at any time with no issues!!!

Every month the vault will include

• Custom printed packaging box 
• 1 Mystery Throwback Tshirt (normal or oversized) 
• 1 9x12 hand printed mini poster of the design 
• Stickers or decals 
• one extra random item 
• all for same price of a normal tee! 

Only thing worse than the head judge, is the EVIL WIZARD casting NOLIFT! 

Undead Allfather ! 

Evil Wizard casts NO LIFT! 

• 3 x 5 Ft
• High quality printed on Light weight Durable Nylon Cloth
• comes with corner grommets for easy hanging

Keep your gym gory all year! 

• 3 x 4 Ft
• High quality printed on Light weight Durable Nylon Cloth
• comes with corner grommets for easy hanging

"The TrollDaddy Protects" 

This is a pack of 3 different Sized Troll seal Velcro Patches. 

6" , 4" , 3" Length , Slap them on a backpack, Beanie, Use as a bookmark, whatever suits your needs!

Both hook and loop Velcro (cut to shape )Included with the hook Velcro Glued to patch. 

3.5" X 2" Velcro Backed Leatherette Patch 

Both hook and loop Velcro (cut to shape )Included with the hook Velcro Glued to patch. 

8 1/2" flat beanie or 12" cuffed beanie

Barry is the Speed Demon in all of us! Run Barry Run!