Unleashed 3 salts left over from the event are live and only a handful left!Â
TO ACTIVATE SALTS. Follow Directions on bottle....
- Add 7.5 ml water ( bottle cap ammount)Â
- Shake to awaken inner war party souls trapped insideÂ
Made From none other than the salt god himself Obsidian Ammonia !Â
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Beach Klvt - Tee
Regular price
$ 20.00
Beach Klvt - Splish Splash your castles ash!!!!!!!!!!
Beach Klvt - Tank
Regular price
$ 18.00
Beach Klvt - Splish Splash your castles ash!!!!!!!!!!
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Comfort Color tanks!Â
cthulhu Calling - Summer Variant Tee
Regular price
$ 30.00
Cthulhu is back and ready for summer!Â
Warparty 4 -Troll boyz Tee
Regular price
$ 30.00
Troll Boyz are fearless!Â
Slow Heavy Thiccc -Summer Tee
Regular price
$ 30.00
SLOW HEAVY THICCCCCC -in a cool summer version!Â
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Comfort Color - dyed tee!Â
UNLEASHED 3 - Tee
Regular price
$ 25.00
Unleashed 3 comp tees left over from the event!
comp tees are Gildan tees (not normal next levels), and have sponsors on back and sleeves !
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Black Tee and a few Grey volunteer teesÂ
Deadlift Socks- Jersey Devil
Regular price
$ 20.00
Sale price
$ 10.00
 Deadlift socks are back!!!Â
* due to the nature of this design being a full wrap around calf. It will have a tighter fit on the calfs. The XL fit over an 18" calf but that is around max. Please keep this in mind for all the gifted mighty calves out there haha **
cotton/elastic weave socks
meidum weight, perfect for all year long
Largest size has best calf stretch/Fit
Medium - (7 - 10)
Large   - (10 - 13)
X Large - (13 - 15)Â
Deadlift Socks- Cthulhu Green
Regular price
$ 20.00
Sale price
$ 10.00
 Deadlift socks are back!!! Cthulhu On everything, even socks ?!!Â
* due to the nature of this design being a full wrap around calf. It will have a tighter fit on the calfs. The XL fit over an 18" calf but that is around max. Please keep this in mind for all the gifted mighty calves out there haha **
cotton/elastic weave socks
meidum weight, perfect for all year long
Largest size has best calf stretch/Fit
Medium - (7 - 10)
Large   - (10 - 13)
X Large - (13 - 15)Â
Super Legendary Strongman - Tee
Regular price
$ 30.00
New legendary super evil strongman is here in all his might!
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Evil Inventory - Logo Tee
Regular price
$ 30.00
Evil Inventory - Logo TeeÂ
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PREORDER runs from (3/30 - 4/5) Shirts will be printed after preorder closes!Â
Born to NOLIFT- Tee
Regular price
$ 20.00
Born to NOLIFT!Â
Cthulhu Black Camo - Tee
Regular price
$ 30.00
Cthulhu is back in an Ice blue print on black camo Tees!Â
Butchered at the Shire - Tee
Regular price
$ 30.00
Butchered at the Shire! The way it should of ended!Â
Yeti - Tee
Regular price
$ 20.00
Yeti Lives! Thanks to this brutal winter he has awaken again!Â
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Testimonials
Wrong, dickhead, trick question. Lemmy *IS* God.
Rex
Yes, Pete, it is. Actually, it's pronounced "mill-e-wah-que" which is Algonquin for "the good land."
Alice cooper
Fuck! Fuck! (Singing) Fuuuuck! The demon code prevents me, from declining a rock-off challenge. What are your terms, what's the catch?