New Womens 3" booty shorts! 

Awesome shorts with a comfortable stretchy material, super comfortable fit  and most importantly not see through at all! 

• 8.3-ounce, 86/14 poly/spandex
  
• Knit waistband
• 3-inch inseam
• Compression fit
  

Preorder open from 7/29 -8/8 (Shorts will be printed and then shipped 1-2 weeks AFTER preorder closes! )

New LiftEvil 4" "Troll Silkies" Shorts . Yes we finally have a "Silkies" like shorts! 

Similar to "ranger Panties" Except in a 4" inseam! If you ever needed a short that you wanted to feel completely nakie in but not have anyone see your weeeeinnnneerr , then these are it! No snagging, light, breathable and with an Inner Liner!  

*if you want a shorter short/ inseam, I recommend sizing down, shorts are incredibly stretchy!  

• 4.4 oz poly Fabric 
• 1" covered elastic waistband with drawcord
• Inner brief with elastic leg openings
  
• Less seethrough than original silkies! 
  

Preorder open from 7/29 -8/8 (Shorts will be printed and then shipped 1-2 weeks AFTER preorder closes! )

Evil Chaos 2!!  

Cpap for Chaos variant! 

Preorder open from 7/29 -8/8 (shirts will be printed and then shipped 1-2 weeks AFTER preorder closes! )

Evil Chaos 2!! 

Preorder open from 7/29 -8/8 (shirts will be printed and then shipped 1-2 weeks AFTER preorder closes! )

Brand of Evil ! 

Preorder open from 7/29 -8/8 (shirts will be printed and then shipped 1-2 weeks AFTER preorder closes! )

2 Pack Fridge magnet set!

1- 3.5" X 2.5" Magnet Backed leather logo

1- 2.5" X 2" Magnet Backed leather logo

3.5" X 2" Velcro Backed Leatherette Patch 

Both hook and loop Velcro (cut to shape )Included with the hook Velcro Glued to patch. 

Raid the beach!!! RooOOOOWWWWwwww!!!!! 

Wave of Death! 

Don't Let the wave of death come for you! 

Shipwrecked and swole! 

Who needs a message in a bottle when you can blast some tren and lift logs on an island !

Shirt is printed on a dyed Heavyweight Comfort Colors tee

"The TrollDaddy Protects" 

This is a pack of 5 large Sized Troll seal leather Magnets!

You will get one of each trollseal magnets

• nolift skulls
• nolift
• slow heavy thiccc
• peepeepoopoo
• smdfdb
• magnets are 6" long 
• magnets come with a strong 1" magnet imbedded inside!
• All have a protecting canvas backing to make sure magnet doesnt fall out ! 

Unleashed 3 salts left over from the event are live and only a handful left! 

• TO ACTIVATE SALTS. Follow Directions on bottle....
  
• - Add 7.5 ml water ( bottle cap ammount) 
• - Shake to awaken inner war party souls trapped inside 
• Made From none other than the salt god himself Obsidian Ammonia ! 

Beach Klvt - Splish Splash your castles ash!!!!!!!!!!

Beach Klvt - Splish Splash your castles ash!!!!!!!!!!

Comfort Color tanks! 

Cthulhu is back and ready for summer!