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-Mens Troll daddy squat shorts   -Womens booty shorts! 

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SQUAT SHORTS - Troll Daddy Black Metal
SQUAT SHORTS - Troll Daddy Black Metal
$ 47.00
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SQUAT SHORTS - Troll Daddy skullcamo
SQUAT SHORTS - Troll Daddy skullcamo
$ 47.00
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SQUAT SHORTS - Troll Daddy Ice Cthulhu
SQUAT SHORTS - Troll Daddy Ice Cthulhu
$ 47.00
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BOOTY SHORTS - Cthulhu 2.0
BOOTY SHORTS - Cthulhu 2.0
$ 47.00
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SQUAT SHORTS - Troll Daddy Cthulhu
SQUAT SHORTS - Troll Daddy Cthulhu
$ 47.00
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BOOTY SHORTS - Petty Unicorn Queen
BOOTY SHORTS - Petty Unicorn Queen
$ 47.00
BOOTY SHORTS - Cthulhu 2.0
BOOTY SHORTS - Cthulhu 2.0
BOOTY SHORTS - Cthulhu 2.0
BOOTY SHORTS - Cthulhu 2.0

BOOTY SHORTS - Cthulhu 2.0

$ 47.00
  • 3" inseam 
  • SUPER SOFT MATERIAL
  • SQUAT PROOF 
  • TWERK PROOF
  • COUCH POTATO PROOF
  • HIGH WAISTED 
  • 4" WAIST BAND 
  • TROLL BOOTY APPROVED 

* due to the first batch of shorts having a sizing issue with the smaller sizes, I have moved the remaining stock of size Medium > small, and Small > xsmall. 

     

    BOOTY SHORTS - Petty Unicorn Queen

    BOOTY SHORTS - Petty Unicorn Queen

    $ 47.00

    Petty unicorn queen is here! cute bubbly but ready to slash your throat at a moments notice! 

     

    Our new shorts are finally here with a completely new fit, material, sizing plus a few style options ! Worked frickin hard to make a womens short that was nice on the the waist but still had room for all the booties and hips! 

    *All shorts come in a 3" inseam/high waisted style. 

    • COMPLETELY NEW FIT 
    • 3" inseam 
    • SUPER SOFT MATERIAL
    • VERY STRETCHY SPANDEX
    • SQUAT PROOF 
    • TWERK PROOF
    • COUCH POTATO PROOF
    • HIGH WAISTED 
    • 4" WAIST BAND 
    • TROLL BOOTY APPROVED